WINNETKA, CA, March 24, 2009 /24-7PressRelease/ -- StinksNThings.com, the Web's most odoriferous destination for gag gifts, pranks, office humor and practical jokes is giving away free lotto tickets! April Fools! See what we did there? We made you our first April Fool's Day victim!
Rather than verbal humor and "NOT!" jokes, Stinks is going to crack you up this April Fool's Day with a slew of new inventory bound to bust your funny bone. Ranging from Dog Poop Calendars to talking horns and wastebaskets to The Big Stinker Prank Kit, Stinks will help you solidify your reputation as King or Queen Prankster this season.
"Laughter is health food for the soul," Stinks owner Susan McKenna said. "That's why April Fool's Day is one of my favorite holidays. We have lots of gag gifts that will help you achieve your April Fool's Day prank - at home at the office. Visit Stinky Steven's blog for ideas and tall tales about pranks we've played on friends, colleagues and family."
Just think of the look on your dog-loving cubicle mate's face when you replace their homage to Lassi with Stinks' 2009 Dog Poop Calendar (Normally $10.99, now $5.50). Often described as the "perfect gag gift," this 12-month calendar features beautiful nature landscapes for all seasons, and instead of Butch taking center stage, it's Butch's droppings that appear each month! It's so subtle that it's brilliant!
Another subtle prank is Stinks' Fart in a Jar ($6.99) that while labeled Fart in a Jar will be sure to inspire curiosity. The three-inch plastic jar, when opened, contains a concentrated formula that produces a smell so raunchy that it wreaks dirty ass.
Have a redneck in your family who always has some clever Jeff Foxworthy-inspired one-liner that drives you nuts? Here's your chance for redemption: Stinks' Redneck Nag Horn ($8.99) will, with the push of a button, blurt out one of 10 phrases: "What's wrong, Moron? Can't you stop and ask directions?" "Stop the damn car, WalMart is having a sale!" "Pick a lane instead of your nose!" and "This ain't Daytona, and you ain't no Dale Earnhardt!" Oh the humanity! Earn extra points for using this bad boy at a NASCAR event!
And as if a screaming redneck isn't enough, Stinks' Swearing Basketball Hoop ($17.99) will satisfy your craving for profanity this April Fool's Day. Did your friend or colleague drive you nuts with March Madness? We at Stinks know he did. So why not surprise him with his very own wastepaper basketball hoop! He'll love it ... that is, until he realizes it screams profanity at him like a pissed off driver on the 405 at rush hour.
If your prank style is more along the lines of Keep it Simple, Stupid, then check out Stinks' Poo Pen ($2.49), your classic "Number 2" pen. Great for pranking the boss and just leaving it in his pen holder. Or change it up and shock mom -- and get an instant prank replay come Mother's Day -- with Stinks' Shocking Lipstick ($5.99). The realistic-looking lipstick provides a startling, but harmless shock after a twist that your victim need not worry about applying blush.
Other classic pranks include the fan favorite Stink Bombs ($8.99) and the really raunchy Liquid Ass ($5.99). There's also lots of other stinky stuff, true to the name, to carry out any stinky prank you'd like on April fool's day 09.
And finally, for the Master Pranker, comes Stinks' Big Stinker Prank Kit ($26.95). Specially priced to target your favorite April Fool's Day mark, this massive kit contains a case of Stink Bombs, five Fart Bags, Fart Powder, Fart Spray, Fart chewing Gum and Cigarette Stink Loads and Stinky Sweat Spray. This kit is so bad it's good.
StinksNThings exists to help your inner prankster in every occasion that calls for good humor from simple to elaborate prank items. For those looking for unique gifts for specific holidays, Stinks has you covered with its wide selection of wacky and outrageous items, each custom made to help you stage a successful practical joke. So don't be the target, be the instigator with StinksNThings!
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